Really? Didn’t think my cleavage was THAT big….!
Sometimes. The kids say things that make you laugh forever. It really is true that kids say the funniest things….
Most of the time its Stuntboy what does it….and this week has excelled himself.
I love my weekends because it means I get time to cuddle my children in bed without having to get up, and rush out for school.
Generally, I am dodging the missiles, trying to curl up on one side of the bed while Stuntboy and Chatterbox are bouncing on the other.
But this morning was different, my son wanted an uber cuddle, but:
“I can’t cuddle you too hard mummy. I have to be careful of the ducks in your boobs.”
Odd. I don’t remember putting any ducks in my cleavage. Quite frankly, I wish it was big enough to fit some in.
“You have hundreds of ducks in your boobs. They made milk for me when I was a baby.”
Ah, you mean DUCTS.
Honk Honk.
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Helen Neale
Helen is a mum to two, social media consultant, website editor and a qualified counsellor with experience of working with both children and adults.She is a registered member of the British Association of Counselling and Psychotherapists, with her own private practise. She also freelances with her local Mind organisation.Since giving up being a business analyst when juggling travel, work and kids proved too complicated, she founded KiddyCharts so she could be with her kids, use those grey cells at the same time, and supplement her counselling income.KiddyCharts has reach of over 680k across socials and the site. The site works with big family brands to help promote their services, as well as offering free resources to parents of kids under 10. She is a specialist counsellor for neurodivergent individuals and brings this expertise to her resources and the site. She is also an ADHDer herself.KiddyCharts gives 51%+ profits to charities, focused on supporting mental health and a community in TanzaniaHelen has also worked as a digital marketing consultant (IDM qualified) with various organisations, including Channel Mum, Truprint, Talk to Mums, and Micro Scooters. She loves to be creative in the brand campaigns she works on.Get in touch TODAY!
Verily Victoria Vocalises
Friday 24th of May 2013
Kids really are the best at coming out with funnies. Grace had me and my Mum in tears of laughter yesterday! This is hilarious :) x
Emma Day (crazywithtwins)
Friday 24th of May 2013
haha thats brilliant! In that case... did you know that in the mornings, those ducks can squirt milk from one side of your kitchen to the other?
Helen
Friday 24th of May 2013
It is hilarious isn't it - and those ducks are pretty impressive aren't they?!!? ;-)
Charly Dove
Saturday 27th of April 2013
Utterly brilliant! Apparently I have no ducks but our toddler likes to shout mummy boob at every available opportunity :)
Ruth
Saturday 27th of April 2013
Hilarious! Yes kids do say the funniest things :)
Actually Mummy...
Friday 26th of April 2013
Oh my God I can't believe what they teach them in school these days!! ;)