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Kids say the funniest things: Mummy, there are ducks in your boobs…

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Kids say the funniest things: Ducks in your boobs...

Really? Didn’t think my cleavage was THAT big….!

Sometimes. The kids say things that make you laugh forever. It really is true that kids say the funniest things….

Most of the time its Stuntboy what does it….and this week has excelled himself.

I love my weekends because it means I get time to cuddle my children in bed without having to get up, and rush out for school.

Generally, I am dodging the missiles, trying to curl up on one side of the bed while Stuntboy and Chatterbox are bouncing on the other.

But this morning was different, my son wanted an uber cuddle, but:

“I can’t cuddle you too hard mummy. I have to be careful of the ducks in your boobs.”

 

Odd. I don’t remember putting any ducks in my cleavage. Quite frankly, I wish it was big enough to fit some in.

“You have hundreds of ducks in your boobs. They made milk for me when I was a baby.”

 

Ah, you mean DUCTS.

Honk Honk.

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Thursday 9th of January 2014

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Verily Victoria Vocalises

Friday 24th of May 2013

Kids really are the best at coming out with funnies. Grace had me and my Mum in tears of laughter yesterday! This is hilarious :) x

Emma Day (crazywithtwins)

Friday 24th of May 2013

haha thats brilliant! In that case... did you know that in the mornings, those ducks can squirt milk from one side of your kitchen to the other?

Helen

Friday 24th of May 2013

It is hilarious isn't it - and those ducks are pretty impressive aren't they?!!? ;-)

Charly Dove

Saturday 27th of April 2013

Utterly brilliant! Apparently I have no ducks but our toddler likes to shout mummy boob at every available opportunity :)

Ruth

Saturday 27th of April 2013

Hilarious! Yes kids do say the funniest things :)

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