Kids say the funniest things: Ducks in your boobs...

Really? Didn’t think my cleavage was THAT big….!

Sometimes. The kids say things that make you laugh forever. It really is true that kids say the funniest things….

Most of the time its Stuntboy what does it….and this week has excelled himself.

I love my weekends because it means I get time to cuddle my children in bed without having to get up, and rush out for school.

Generally, I am dodging the missiles, trying to curl up on one side of the bed while Stuntboy and Chatterbox are bouncing on the other.

But this morning was different, my son wanted an uber cuddle, but:

“I can’t cuddle you too hard mummy. I have to be careful of the ducks in your boobs.”


Odd. I don’t remember putting any ducks in my cleavage. Quite frankly, I wish it was big enough to fit some in.

“You have hundreds of ducks in your boobs. They made milk for me when I was a baby.”


Ah, you mean DUCTS.

Honk Honk.

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